How to survive a horror movie
From the Slice of SciFi:
- When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
- Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
- As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
- Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.
- If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and you find out it’s just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
- If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
